Total Medals Earned: 931 (From 201 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,625 Points
Medals Earned: 4/10 (30/320 points)
Switch the dimension 8 times in a single level.
Complete 3 levels.
Get beaten up.
Get hit by a blade.
Continue your journey.
Get squeezed.
Die 8 times in a single level and don't give up.
Complete a level without switching to the Shadow Dimension.
Collect every soul.
Get a gold medal in every level.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Completed First Level
Collect 10 Stars
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/245 points)
Answer the first question
Earn at least 200 000 points in one game
Answer 15 questions in one Classic mode game
Answer 100 different questions
Win a million without using the hints or switching away from the game
Successfully complete Marathon mode
Successfully finish the game in Time Trial mode
Earn all the 32 in-game achievements
Medals Earned: 4/19 (75/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Win the game!
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/115 points)
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Kiss The Girl.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (45/195 points)
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 4/27 (20/500 points)
Earn 1K gold.
Burn your first building.
Burn a cow.
Burn 100 puny humans in one run.
Burn 1,000 horse archers total.
Burn 1,000 ballistas total.
Burn 250 mines total.
Burn 250 catapults total.
Shoot down 1000 airships total.
Max out all of the upgrades.
Burn 100 horse archers in one run.
Fly 3 leagues in one run.
Burn 500 puny humans in one run.
Earn 10K gold.
Burn 1000 buildings total.
Burn 50 mines in one run. [It doesn't count if you run into them.]
Burn 100 ballistas in one run.
Burn 50 catapults in one run.
Earn 50K gold.
Earn 100K gold.
Burn 100 buildings in one run.
Burn 2,500 puny humans total.
Shoot down 100 airships in one run.
Burn 1,000 puny humans in one run.
Burn 5,000 puny humans total.
Fly 8 leagues in one run.
Earn 250K gold. You've won the game already, we get it. You're amazing.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (80/80 points)
play as female
play the game as a male
destroy everything
become a master of croquet
slay a demon
slay a dragon
ride a narwhal